Published in Slackjaw·Jul 14Times I’ve Unironically Ended A Question With “I’m Genuinely Curious”When I made dinner for my family, they said my soup could use a little salt: “Oh, did you create this recipe? Because I just found it online, but if you made it, it’d make sense for you to tell me it needs salt. I’m not arguing. I’m genuinely curious.” …Humor3 min read
Apr 20, 2021William Shakespeare runs into a friend after procrastinating through the plague of 1606Hey Rick, it’s good to see you! Yeah, I’m just stoked to finally be out and about after the plague. What did I do during it? Oh…well, yeah…I, uh, I…wrote a play! Yup. I definitely wrote another play. That’s basically my thing, writing plays, so of course I had to…Shakespeare3 min read
Apr 6, 2021New NFL Rule ProposalsThe NFL recently approved an extended 17 game season. Here are some other changes they’re currently proposing: -In lieu of referring to them as ‘Special Teams,’ each squad will be designated a color. Offense is now red, Defense is blue, and Special Teams are known as the lesser green team. …Funny2 min read
Jul 7, 2018The Complete Ranking of Every Article Ranking Drake’s Albums/Songs/Videos.The Complete Ranking of Every Article Ranking Drake’s Albums/Songs/Videos. “I wasn’t hidin’ my list from the world, I was hidin’ the world from my list.” — the author as inspired by Drake. We live in very precarious times. While coverage of the rapper/singer/actor (scraptor?) Drake is at an all time…Music2 min read
